JournoDog Chronicles

My fellow furry frendz and hoomans. JournoDog here, with tail-wags and wet nose boops along with an important canine report. This doggo is so happz to share that the State of the Yard is strong, though it’s currently undergoing major upheaval with late-season white floof melting and recent home security GRRRs. We have endured a … Continue reading JournoDog’s State of the Yard Address 2026

Paws the presses! JournoDog here, reporting on barking news that has materialized in the high-stakes homestretch of the 2026 Winter Bark-lympics in Italy. While the hoomans have been busy sliding around on sticks, a local legend named Nazgul just proved that you don’t need fancy skis or a spandex suit to become an Olympic sensation. Nope, all you need … Continue reading Barking News: 4-Legged Athlete Sprints for Gold!

Hey, everyone! It’s me, your attention-loving, tail-wagging, field reporter JournoDog. My curious nose has been extra sniffy lately because the hoomans have been talking about something called "The Olympics." This involves a lot of running and jumping. The goal is trying to win gold. I assume this is a type of very shiny, high-end treat. … Continue reading JournoDog and the Winter Barklympic Games

A journo dog-fluencer reflects on societal chaos and ICE cold winter weather, urging hoomans to revisit training for calm, kind, non-aggressive behavior.

Hey there, fellow canines and hoomans who serve us! It's your favorite four-legged field reporter, JournoDog. Today, I’m here with cautionary tail-wags and an urgent pupdate on the not-so-paw-some ruff weather O-U-T-S-I-D-E. My hoomans keep talking about "negs windchills,” “Arctic freezes,” and “Poolar Vertexies” as cold as -25°. Not sure what that all means, but … Continue reading JournoDog Reports: Paw-stopping cold weather

Hey, Interwebz frendz! It’s me, your friendly, lovable tail-wagging JournoDog. Look, I know Ma and Dad think they’re being sneaky. They do that thing where they lower their voices or look at each other with those "knowing" eyes. But what they don't realize is that while I’m lying on the floor or comfy chair with … Continue reading JournoDog Reports: Genius Dog Ears

Hey, everyone! It’s me, your favorite four-legged news hound, sniffing out the final scoops of the year! My curious nose has been extra twitchy lately because the hoomans are acting all sorts of “paws-itive” and "excited-y." They keep talking about something called a "New Year," which sounds to me like a fresh bag of treats … Continue reading The Upside Down Before A New Ball Drop

Happy holiday tail wags and festive snuffs, everyone! Tis’ da season! JournoDog is sniffing da seasonal scenes, and digging up gift treats (and stray holiday headbands) wherever they may be. Christmas morning was... an adventure. First, there was a security breach in tactical visibility. Ma and Dad once again placed the Giant Sparkling Cone of … Continue reading Journodog’s Mallard Christmas Miracle